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17 April 2011 @ 03:29 am

Do I have your fucking attention yet? Good. No, this ain't a motherfucking porn post, you sick fucks, this is something a good goddamn more important. I'm posting this shit from a huge fucking mainframe engine we 'liberated' from a bunch of terrorist fuckheads. I'm still breaking through the encyption on this motherfucker, but what I've got decoded so far is a Big Fucking Deal. End-Of-The-World Big Fucking Deal. You are all gonna want to hear this shit, so listen closely.

I'll be updating this post with recordings as I get them unpacked, just check the comments, and spread the motherfucking word to anyone who'll listen. We need as many people knowing about this shit as we can fucking well get.
tidesnpc on April 17th, 2011 07:33 am (UTC)
General, I have been your loyal subordinate as always, but my patience has finally worn thin! In case you haven't noticed, this organization is in complete tatters. We haven't gotten any clear orders from the Maestro in months, and when we do, they're always at odds with those of her subordinates! And lord knows what those Philosophers and their pet monsters are up to anymore - if I may speak frankly, our alliance with them was a mistake from the start. I'm trying my best to keep our men and women in line, but if our organization splinters anymore, I'm afraid there's nothing we cannot do.