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17 April 2011 @ 03:29 am
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TITS DICKS SEX SHIT FUCK LOTS OF PORNOGRAPHY HERE

Do I have your fucking attention yet? Good. No, this ain't a motherfucking porn post, you sick fucks, this is something a good goddamn more important. I'm posting this shit from a huge fucking mainframe engine we 'liberated' from a bunch of terrorist fuckheads. I'm still breaking through the encyption on this motherfucker, but what I've got decoded so far is a Big Fucking Deal. End-Of-The-World Big Fucking Deal. You are all gonna want to hear this shit, so listen closely.

I'll be updating this post with recordings as I get them unpacked, just check the comments, and spread the motherfucking word to anyone who'll listen. We need as many people knowing about this shit as we can fucking well get.
 
 
 
tidesnpc on April 17th, 2011 07:38 am (UTC)
VOICE
Hello…? Hello!? Is anyone getting this? Please, let someone be listening…

If anyone is hearing this, then please help us--everything is going to hell. I don’t know what the hell is going on, but I do know we’re in serious danger…



The hell is that…?!



BRING BIG GUNS, ALRIGHT!?