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17 April 2011 @ 03:29 am

Do I have your fucking attention yet? Good. No, this ain't a motherfucking porn post, you sick fucks, this is something a good goddamn more important. I'm posting this shit from a huge fucking mainframe engine we 'liberated' from a bunch of terrorist fuckheads. I'm still breaking through the encyption on this motherfucker, but what I've got decoded so far is a Big Fucking Deal. End-Of-The-World Big Fucking Deal. You are all gonna want to hear this shit, so listen closely.

I'll be updating this post with recordings as I get them unpacked, just check the comments, and spread the motherfucking word to anyone who'll listen. We need as many people knowing about this shit as we can fucking well get.
tidesnpc on April 17th, 2011 07:34 am (UTC)
"Hey, uh, so what's gonna happen when we dig up this Ya-meer thing?"


"S'what I said. Ya-meer. So what's gonna happen?"

"Beats me."

"Man, this isn't what I signed up for. Back then, we were bombing ships for Lunasa, shipping weapons, and tricking schmucks into bombing the government for us."

"I remember. I thought we were going to change things. In a good way."

"Y'know what I heard? That the continent could break in two when we dig up that Ya-meer."

"Yeah. I don't like it."

"I joined this organization because I needed the money. No one told me we were going to destroy the world!"

"My family is in the Badlands. If the continent splits, what will happen to my wife? My daughter? You saw what happened to Hegua!"

"So what do we do about it?"

"...Nothing. We're powerless."